[catchall for sieghart]

[feytality]

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[feytality]

[ just wait until she finds out how old he actually is ]

Are you planning to cut him down to size if he appears?

[ with his big ol' sword ]

[ercnerd]

If he turns out to be a demon, I'll cut him in half.

[With his big ol' sword.]

[feytality]

[ she seems unphased by this.... ?? ]

What if he's just a regular bear?

[ercnerd]

Do you know a regular bear who can write messages?

[feytality]

I bet if they really put their mind to it they could!

[ercnerd]

If there really is a bear like that . . . I wonder how the meat might taste?

[feytality]

How could you eat a poor, creative, principal bear? He's just looking after his bear school!

[ercnerd]

Yeah, and we're not bears, yet he insists that we're his students!

[feytality]

Doesn't mean you have to eat him! I had no idea you were that kind of guy, Mr. Sieghart....

[ the bear-eating kind?? ]

[ercnerd]

You know, I never said that I was going to eat him . . .

[feytality]

How else would you taste his meat? With your ears?

[ huffs! ]

[ercnerd]

I was just wondering. That doesn't mean I'm going to do it.

[feytality]

You should wonder about better meat! Like... hamburgers.

[ercnerd]

Is that the kind of meat you like?

[feytality]

Yep! I wonder if there are any around here....

[ she will introduce him ]

[ercnerd]

What animal does it come from?

[feytality]

Cows! And not talking ones, either. Just regular plain 'ol cows.

[ercnerd]

All right. Let me know if you see any cows here—it's been a while since I've hunted.

[feytality]

Nooo, we're not hunting! It's premade! Don't be weird!

[ shoves him lightly ]

[ercnerd]

[Oof.]

How is that weird? Hunting is how anyone on the move gets by.

[feytality]

[ it's like a lil baby shove ]

Geez, we're not in the medieval times! You can get groceries... or fast food.

[ conveniently, they are at the chicken place ]

Here, I'll show you.

[ercnerd]

[Sieghart glances curiously (and lazily) at the chicken place as he switches gears to follow Maya. Okay, then. Show him.]

[feytality]

[ maya gets them both a burger. ]

Ready to have your mind blown?

[ercnerd]

[He takes his and studies it.]

Do I just bite into it?

[feytality]

Yeah! Just go and take a big ol' bite!

[ that's what maya is doing ]