[catchall for ichinose]

[feytality]

GIVE ME A SHITPOST KYUU

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[feytality]

I be there is.

[ patterns.. how do they work.. ]

Oh! That's a good point! I feel like he probably knows what's going on, buuut... it's hard to say.

i be...

[txt]

Was that a pun...? It really is hard for him to say anything with those claws of his.

[feytality]

Yeah... you'd think there'd be a bear translator or something.....

[ hm ]

[txt]

I know, right? Shouldn't the school be accessible for the principal above all?

[feytality]

Right? It's bearist!

[txt]

Totally! Poor Principal Bear... It's impressive he gets the job done at all.

[feytality]

I know... what a trooper...

[txt]

[Nodding, nodding.]

—Oh. That reminds me, I wonder if the dead have any information about how points are calculated. You know, between tasks, extra credit, and all those mysterious options our great leaders can't reveal.

[feytality]

I can add it to the list. [ tho it's too late now rip ]

Speaking of tasks... Ms. Ichinose, are you up for giving me a challenge?

[txt]

[it's fine they can say they all forgot]

Huh? Oh, are you looking to complete that task...? Well, alright, how about this? Speak only in haiku for the rest of this conversation.

[feytality]

[ tbf i don't think the dead knows either ]

Wow that's a hard one
Very sneaky of you miss
This is not so bad

[txt]

Ooh, you actually did it! Good job!

[CLAPS]

Okay, now... Say something cool about yourself! In haiku, of course.

[feytality]

[ she takes a few minutes to think about it.... ]

I am really cute
I'm so cute you can't even deal
Your brain might explode

[txt]

Really, really explode?

[feytality]

Definitely girl
You could not handle it at all
That is my struggle