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[feytality]

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[feytality]

[ this is about the time where she finally notices she's not alone and jumps, scooby doo style ]

Woah! D-Don't sneak up on me like that!

[supercatty]

[. . . giggle-snort]

Who, me? I haven't moved an inch since you got here.

[feytality]

A likely story.....

[ huffs!! but her expression smooths over ]

What are you doing? Just grabbing a snack?

[supercatty]

[holds up her smoothie, then takes another slurp. her tail flicks again, like it has a mind of its own]

Have you tried the smoothies yet? They're not terrible.

[not as good as the grey kind of rations, though]

[feytality]

[ maya's eyes follow the movement of the tail.... ]

They're alright.... but if you're looking for some food recommendations, I could help you out.

[supercatty]

[HER TAIL IS VERY DISTRACTING. . .]

[her ears flick forward, curious?? because she isn't used to food that isn't just. . . you know, gray rations??]

What do you have in mind?

[feytality]

Come with me and I'll show you a world of pure deliciousness!

[ catnaps catra to feed her burgers ]

[supercatty]

[HMMM SEEMS SUS? but she does stand up and fall into step behind Maya. perhaps she's just a little curious. . .]

[feytality]

[ curiosity killed the cat..... ]

[ but no they are the chicken place now. maya gets them one burger each. ]

Ready to have your mind blown?

[supercatty]

Uuuh.

[she doesn't answer that she just sounds SUPER DOUBTFUL. she'll just wait for Maya to hand her whatever concoction it is she is summoning from behind the chicken place's counter]

[feytality]

Don't be nervous. Everyone starts somewhere!

[ hands catra a nice good cheese burger. based on my personal experience with cats, she will enjoy it ]

[supercatty]

[takes it. sniffs it. goes ??? at it]

. . . what. Is it?

[it's getting her paws greasy :(]

[feytality]

It's a burger. And it's delicious. See the perfect meat to cheese to bun ratio? And there's bacon!

[ maya's gonna start on her own ]

[supercatty]

. . . [what's cheese. what's bacon??? THESE ARE THINGS SHE DOESN'T KNOW, MAYA!!]

[but she watches Maya tuck into her burger first, before she finally takes a honkin' bite out of her own]

[. . .]

[and then she chews]

[. . .]

[very thoughtfully???]

[feytality]

[ maya is like halfway finished her burger at this point ]

So good it leaves you speechless, huh?

[ winks ]

[supercatty]

. . . it's okay.

[that's catra speech for IT IS REALLY GOOD, ACTUALLY. she is going to take another big bite and enjoy this burger as grease dampens her hands]

[feytality]

[ it's ok maya knows the truth. she knows a convert when she sees one ]

You can mix it up, too! If you like chicken or turkey better.

[ hands her a paper towel for after ]

[supercatty]

[she eventually has to place the burger down cuz her hands are SOAKED, and them being covered in fur means she has a difficult time wiping off the grease??]

[so she just licks them instead. a real cat]

I think I. . . like it better than the chicken, actually.

[feytality]

A woman of great taste, I see.

[ maya can't help but grin at the catish licking.... ]

It really breaks my heart that there are people out there who have never tasted this....

[supercatty]

[lick lick lick. SHE'S A REAL CAT, CLEANING HERSELF LIKE THIS]

We just didn't have things like this back in the Horde. Is that really so weird?

[feytality]

Weeelll.... kinda. More sad than weird, though.

But it's kind of an upside to all of this, right? You get to try new things.

[supercatty]

Don't feel sorry for me. It was just life.

[but, anyway!!]

. . . I guess so? I mean, it is pretty good.

[feytality]

[ burgerless life.... so sad .... ]

If you get bored, you can always experiment with all the other things on the menu! That's what I've been doing.

[supercatty]

[DEPRESSING!!!]

Oh yeah? What else do they have besides chicken and burgers?

[feytality]

Ramen, for starters! And steak... all sorts of things. I dunno that this place can really do 'em all justice, but we can eat our way through the menu!