[Exactly, so Maya's not going to let an opportunity skirt by like this. She's going to make the most of this time they have together to have fun and let him have fun, without him having to carry the weight of multiple worlds and timelines on his shoulders]
[She weighs like 90 pounds soaking wet, so he wouldn't even need super strength to keep his head above water even with her perched on his shoulders, but it's pretty much impossible for her to push him down unless he humors her. Which, it seems like he's doing---]
Nope! I'm one of a kind, baby!
[----Until he takes her out with him. She goes down screeching, flailing at him--- but it's not a total loss. After all, he's getting soaked too]
HEY!
[But it comes out more as angry underwater bubbling than anything else]
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[She weighs like 90 pounds soaking wet, so he wouldn't even need super strength to keep his head above water even with her perched on his shoulders, but it's pretty much impossible for her to push him down unless he humors her. Which, it seems like he's doing---]
Nope! I'm one of a kind, baby!
[----Until he takes her out with him. She goes down screeching, flailing at him--- but it's not a total loss. After all, he's getting soaked too]
HEY!
[But it comes out more as angry underwater bubbling than anything else]