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[feytality]

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[attorneyatblah]

Is being a chew toy a prerequisite to being his friend?

[Please no. Apollos aren't food. A bird tried to eat him earlier...now wolves? Say it ain't so.]

I can't tell if you're serious.

[Maya please.]

[feytality]

Maaaaaaybe.

[She giggles in the background and the animal makes a low noise -- sounds like she's playing with him]

Whaddya say, Marshy? Do you wanna give Mr. Justice a haircut?

[attorneyatblah]

Marshy, please spare me and I promise I'll give you treats for a week.

[This is bribery!]

Would they rather eat real food...or my hair?

[feytality]

Now we're talking! That's a good deal, Marshy! You should take it!

[but honestly the direwolf is more preoccupied with Maya playing with him than Apollo's offer. Maya accepts on behalf of him, of course]

Looks like treats win out for now. But you better stay on his good side.

[attorneyatblah]

I'll do my best.

[Wait a minute.]

What does Marshy eat? Don't think I can just toss him a snackoo and be done with it. Is he on a diet or anything?

[feytality]

Mostly raw eat, actually...... maybe you can find him some cooked meat or bones or something. I bet he'd appreciate a nice meat skewer.

And while we're at it, you should bring one for me too!

[attorneyatblah]

That I can do.

Let's go for something freshly cooked. The food in this area's pretty good, in my opinion.

[feytality]

In my opinion, too! And I'm the expert.

Heh, heh. So are you okay, Mr. Justice? Are you blending in with all the ladies?

[attorneyatblah]

No!! I've never been mistaken for a girl. C'mon Maya. Enough with the teasing. [Polly is too serious sometimes. RIP]

I'm going to steal some of your food if you keep this up.

[feytality]

If you say so. [She's never going to stop teasing]

And I'd like to see you try! You might lose a few fingers to Marshy.

[it's hard to tell if she's kidding or not]

[attorneyatblah]

[WOW.]

Is he fighting for your share of food too? I need my fingers so I can point at people in court. I can't let him take those.

They're staying on my hands, thank you very much.

[feytality]

Ummm, no, he loves me! How could he not, I'm adorable.

[He does have a point]

I guess you're right about that... I wouldn't want to see you pointing your toes in the courtroom.

[attorneyatblah]

Exactly!!! It's impractical and not to mention gross.

[No one needs to see that.]

We don't need to get held in contempt of court for pointing toes, either.