[It's not--several things aren't--but Sans is trying not to think about these things.]
i did see something else in there or not see it the not seeing it was part of it you know, one of those magic things that your brain doesn't want to understand
[ it may seem a little abrupt, but maya thinks she knows what he's talking about, so this is going to loop back to the static they talked about previously ]
[ also then she can give sans snacks and see how he's actually doing ]
[On the one hand, this is very suspicious as far as the potential for Maya trying to get him to talk a about feelings. On the other hand, there are things to talk about and snacks to eat.
Well, he doesn't have two hands to debate with anymore, does he? Oh well.]
Here, I'll trade you. [Sans takes the burger and levitates over some cookies for her. He only has his left hand to grab with now, after all. As far as his right arm in general, it just ends right where his wrist bones should be, with nothing below it.]
[Sans decides to start with the part he is okay with talking about, which is to say the weird thing he has no idea what it was. He talks between burger bites.] Ended up in a room that wasn't really fully formed. Restricted section's a pocket dimension, so that's not really that surprising. There was something in the middle I couldn't see. I could pick it up and stuff, but my sockets just weren't havin' it. Some kind of cylinder with flared out bits and a flared bit at the end with a long circular thing stuck on it.
Nah, I died after the room shifted around me. [The casual way Sans says it is intended to be a joke, but also he's clearly not entirely unfamiliar with the idea of dimensional shifting.] I could see the thing that killed me. Spherical, sounded a lot like the topaz.
[He didn't have time to check to see if it was made of topaz, of course.]
Why would something like that be in the Restricted Section.... Even if it's not the topaz, it's really bad.
[ that's really dangerous!!! lucretia should have reclaimer proofed her part of the inevitable reclaimers breaking in! so what if lucretia warned them, it doesn't count ]
Guess they're restricting it. [The name of the section is kind of its own warning.] Dunno exactly how long I was in there, but Lucretia brought me back. Woke up in her office.
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DISABLES
ARE YOU OKAY????
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[Sans just can't directly tell someone he died, apparently.]
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do you need anything?
[ sans texts her to warn her and gets fussed at ]
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unless you got an extra skeleton hand sitting around
[Don't freak out about the missing hand...]
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Wait would that even work on a magic skeleton???
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i've still got one hand
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[ too soon. ]
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sorry, kiddo, yours have all that gross human gunk on em
it'd look weird stuck to my arm
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im sure lucas can make something
or maybe ferran can clone my bones
[ maya no ]
are you really ok? if i had known i would have gone with :( and carried you away from the bad magic disabling thing
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[It's not--several things aren't--but Sans is trying not to think about these things.]
i did see something else in there
or not see it
the not seeing it was part of it
you know, one of those magic things that your brain doesn't want to understand
[Does Maya know that??? Does anyone???]
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hey um
wanna meet up in the usual spot? ill bring snacks
[ it may seem a little abrupt, but maya thinks she knows what he's talking about, so this is going to loop back to the static they talked about previously ]
[ also then she can give sans snacks and see how he's actually doing ]
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Well, he doesn't have two hands to debate with anymore, does he? Oh well.]
sounds good to me
> action
[ she gets there pretty quickly now thanks to dimension door, this is too much power. ]
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What's up? [They are.]
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[ immediately offering him the monster burger. ]
[ also trying to get a better look at that lack of hand! ]
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[ she takes them!!! she'll eat at a slower rate than usual, though. ]
.... So, um... what happened?
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That's just going by feel, of course.
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[ as curious and concerned as she is, she seems to zone out for a second. ]
Sorry, sorry, I'm listening. If it's a cylinder.... flared out bits..... I wonder if it's made of the topaz? Or something even worse?
[ sans started this off by telling her not to go to the restricted section but now she's considering it even more to find out what it was. ]
And then you.... died.
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[He didn't have time to check to see if it was made of topaz, of course.]
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[ that's really dangerous!!! lucretia should have reclaimer proofed her part of the inevitable reclaimers breaking in! so what if lucretia warned them, it doesn't count ]
[ she frowns, though ]
What happened after? How did you get revived?
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[ more than that, actually. ]
.... Was she mad?