[ He's able to keep a straight face for most of it (most. Mia's comment about crime gets a short laugh before snapping back to Super Serious Most Criminal Wow). The bribe is legitimately considered. ] Corruption in the police, huh...
[ May as well play for the long game. An arm is wrapped around Mia's shoulder and she's turned away for them both to discuss like proper shady criminals in whisper-talk. Except there's no whispering at all here. ]
[Criminal #2 steps aside as well, gesturing with her arms to the gifts; the scarf a wrapper to the contents of Will's gift inside of it, both gleaming prettily on Maya's bed.
Mia's actually rather excited, despite it all. It's an important gift, and the fact Will gets to witness it too is actually a bit of a bonus.]
[ maya isn't going to know what hit her. for now, she's very cheerfully tearing at the paper -- not even delicately or anything, to see what's inside them. ]
Take that!
[ is she yelling at her mysterious presents? nick must be rubbing off on her. ]
[Part one of that gift is the scarf Will's is wrapped in; it's a champagne colored scarf with its ends noticeably altered. They're covered in gold blotches, fingerprints. it's simple, but pretty, and comes with a rolled-up paper; if Maya investigates, it reads "From those on which Maya Fey has made a mark", the rest of the list being the signatures of Sayori, Ogata, Mista, Alex, Will, Lion, Mia herself, Michael, Eleanor, Lion, Will, Phoenix, Jesse, Jack, Kaede, Mista, Alex, Spike, Shinji, Piper, and other reclaimers.]
Mr. Wolfwood worked on that one, too, I just couldn't get him to sign it.
[She'll say, when Maya's gotten to the list, but still gestures for Maya to keep going.]
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Sounds like I should put you two under arrest!
[ maya saunters in deliberately to eyeball them and the presents, hands on her hips. ]
... But I'll settle for a bribe, maybe.
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[ May as well play for the long game. An arm is wrapped around Mia's shoulder and she's turned away for them both to discuss like proper shady criminals in whisper-talk. Except there's no whispering at all here. ]
What do you think? Let 'er at the goods?
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[Mia concedes in also-not-a-whisper, one hand on her hip as she shakes her head in faux defeat.]
She's got us cornered. She takes the bribe and we walk away free.
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Sounds like a plan to me!
[ god what a little shit. ]
Alright, let's do it! Present the presents!
[ she's going to terrorize them both later. ]
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Unfortunately, for now all she can take is bribes. Criminal #1 steps out of the way of the hoard. ] Yours to search, officer.
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Mia's actually rather excited, despite it all. It's an important gift, and the fact Will gets to witness it too is actually a bit of a bonus.]
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Take that!
[ is she yelling at her mysterious presents? nick must be rubbing off on her. ]
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Mr. Wolfwood worked on that one, too, I just couldn't get him to sign it.
[She'll say, when Maya's gotten to the list, but still gestures for Maya to keep going.]