feytality | [IC CONTACT ; FUTUROLOGY]

W-Why are you yelling again?!

[he's always yelling, what the heck]

I, um, I'm fine! [wait, wait.] I mean, I'M FINE!! [Be proud of her, Apollo] Besides, shouldn't I be the one worrying about you?!

MY CHORDS OF STEEL ACTIVATED! It's normal.

[He's very proud of her. Good job, Maya.]

Wait, what? You're worried about me? Sorry about that. I'm hanging in there, somehow.

So your chords of iron [he just said steel....] is just you yelling a lot? I think I get it.

[That's just what lawyers do, apparently]

Barely, from the sounds of it! I've got to keep a better eye on you, I guess. Since you're kind of like my junior employee.

[says the assistant.]

You're only half right. It's steel, not iron but sure.

[Close enough. ]

We'll just have to look out for each other!! I promise that I'll protect you to the best of my ability!

Do you trust me, Maya?

[They haven't established this yet. Oops.]

[She doesn't respond to the first bit, because she totally did that on purpose]

W-Well! You're my assistant now! So, yeah, of course I do!

[Famous last words, Maya]

Why do you ask?

Oh that's great! For starters, I wasn't sure if you did. Especially not after I accidentally upset Marshmallow.

[He even apologized. It's FINE probably.]

How's the little wolf doing anyways? Are they well?

[Apollo will hear some growling]

Yep, Marshy's just fine! He even says hi!

[It does not sound friendly........] Do you wanna hang out with him again? I bet he'd love to use you as a chew toy.

[she's joking.... probably]

Is being a chew toy a prerequisite to being his friend?

[Please no. Apollos aren't food. A bird tried to eat him earlier...now wolves? Say it ain't so.]

I can't tell if you're serious.

[Maya please.]

Maaaaaaybe.

[She giggles in the background and the animal makes a low noise -- sounds like she's playing with him]

Whaddya say, Marshy? Do you wanna give Mr. Justice a haircut?

Marshy, please spare me and I promise I'll give you treats for a week.

[This is bribery!]

Would they rather eat real food...or my hair?

Now we're talking! That's a good deal, Marshy! You should take it!

[but honestly the direwolf is more preoccupied with Maya playing with him than Apollo's offer. Maya accepts on behalf of him, of course]

Looks like treats win out for now. But you better stay on his good side.

I'll do my best.

[Wait a minute.]

What does Marshy eat? Don't think I can just toss him a snackoo and be done with it. Is he on a diet or anything?

Mostly raw eat, actually...... maybe you can find him some cooked meat or bones or something. I bet he'd appreciate a nice meat skewer.

And while we're at it, you should bring one for me too!

That I can do.

Let's go for something freshly cooked. The food in this area's pretty good, in my opinion.

In my opinion, too! And I'm the expert.

Heh, heh. So are you okay, Mr. Justice? Are you blending in with all the ladies?

No!! I've never been mistaken for a girl. C'mon Maya. Enough with the teasing. [Polly is too serious sometimes. RIP]

I'm going to steal some of your food if you keep this up.

If you say so. [She's never going to stop teasing]

And I'd like to see you try! You might lose a few fingers to Marshy.

[it's hard to tell if she's kidding or not]

[WOW.]

Is he fighting for your share of food too? I need my fingers so I can point at people in court. I can't let him take those.

They're staying on my hands, thank you very much.

Ummm, no, he loves me! How could he not, I'm adorable.

[He does have a point]

I guess you're right about that... I wouldn't want to see you pointing your toes in the courtroom.

Exactly!!! It's impractical and not to mention gross.

[No one needs to see that.]

We don't need to get held in contempt of court for pointing toes, either.

[IC CONTACT ; FUTUROLOGY]

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject